There is only Kaptiongod to blame for the amazing result this week.

I forgot to post the captions til late last night, therefore there were only 7 votes this week. But that’s not the amazing bit… The Amazing thing is, every vote was for a seperate caption!

So here’s how the voting went…
Rory Corbett VOTED FOR… # 21 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Kaptiongod’s caption #3.)

razor VOTED FOR… # 58 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Bob O’Brien’s caption #2.)

Betty Forde VOTED FOR… # 34 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Bob O’Brien’s caption #3.)

Joe Fox VOTED FOR… # 65 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Rory Corbett’s caption #1.)

Sokoccino VOTED FOR… # 28 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Kaptiongod’s caption #4.)

Shay Forde VOTED FOR… # 55 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Joe Fox’s caption #1.)

Con Dorgan VOTED FOR… # 89 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Michael “TSB” Murphy’s caption #1.)

AAAAND THAT MEANS THE WINNER (with 1 votes) IS:

Bob O’Brien:
2. ‘okay,can you pass me the razor again”
Bob O’Brien:
3. Makes a change from havin to ask ‘does my bum look big in this’

Kaptiongod:
3. Although blessed in other ways, Bridie was forever tormented from having the World’s Shortest Tongue.
Rory Corbett:
1. Kirk Stevens ponders on whether to take on the easy pink or the difficult brown.
Kaptiongod:
4. “Ah at last! There’s that bit of chicken I had last thursday!”
Joe Fox:
1. nope, my ass doesnt look big in this
Michael “TSB” Murphy:
1. as Shakespeare would have put it: “Is that a dingleberry I see before me?”

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2 points for entering a caption
1 point for voting
2 bonus points for voting for the winner (divided by no. of winners if more than 1)
(in the case of this week, it’s 2/7 = 0.29 each voter)
5 points for the winner (divided by no. of winners if more than 1)
(in the case of this week its 5/7 =  0.71 to each winning caption)

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So no change (yet) at the top, but Razor has overtaken Mr. O’Leary for 2nd place, while Kaptiongod beats Messrs. O’Shea, O’Keeffe and others in third position.

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Can Joe Fox safely go on holidays for a few weeks or will some serious competition rise from the ashes? There is still pleny of time yet for everything to change -so keep captioning!!

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CAPTION COMPETITION LEADERBOARD:
(Numbers in brackets are last week’s figures)

POS. NAME                                        SCORE
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1.(1) Joe Fox 37; (33)
2.(3) razor 24.79; (21.50)
3.(2) Kevin O’Leary 23.75; (21.75)
4.(6) Kaptiongod 22.92; (19.50)
5.(3) Frank O’Shea 21.50; (21.50)
6.(5) Darren O’Keeffe 20.50; (20.50)
7.(7) Bill Hennessy 18.75; (16.75)
8.(9) Sokoccino 17.29; (14)
9.(8) Shay Forde 17.04; (15.75)
10.(10) Con Dorgan 14.54; (11.25)
11.(14) Bob O’Brien 10.67; (7.25)
12.(13) Michael “TSB” Murphy 10.46; (7.75)
13.(11) Betty Forde 9.79; (8.50)
14.(17) Rory Corbett 9; (5)
15.(12) Paul O’Sullivan 8; (8)
16.(15) Pierce Nagle 6; (6)
16.(15) Eamonn Condon 6; (6)
18.(18) T. Martin Kelleher 4; (4)
19.(19) Chris Murphy 3.50; (3.50)
20.(20) Micheál Ó Múrchú 3; (3)
20.(20) Gilli 3; (3)
22.(22) John McSweeney 1.50; (1.50)
23.(23) Donagh O’Mahoney 1; (1)
23.(23) houston 1; (1)
25.(25) 0; (0)
25.(25) David Casey 0; (0)

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THOSE CAPTIONS IN FULL…
Bill Hennessy
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1. What an asshole

Bob O’Brien
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1. ‘Talk bout gettin your Knickers in a twist ‘

2. ‘okay,can you pass me the razor again”

3. Makes a change from havin to ask  ‘does my  bum
look big in this’

Con Dorgan
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1. “Klingons at 12 o’clock Captain.”

Joe Fox
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1. nope, my ass doesnt look big in this

2. shit…head

Kaptiongod
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1. In case of Nuclear Attack: Kiss your ass
goodbye.

2. Breast-Check being such a success, Dr. Martha
Springton tries to convince governments to fund
her new Health Campaign: Piles-Check.

3. Although blessed in other ways, Bridie was
forever tormented from having the World’s Shortest
Tongue.

4. “Ah at last! There’s that bit of chicken I had
last thursday!”

Kevin O’Leary
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1. at last she finally accepts her ass does not
look big in her new pants

2. position number 68 in the Kama Sutra- more
commonly known as the lonely date – lunch for one

3. yes I can actually see the sun shining from my
ass

4. Is that sign language for that one is up her
own hole!!!

Michael “TSB” Murphy
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1. as Shakespeare would have put it: “Is that a
dingleberry I see before me?”

razor
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1. It’s called a snatch!

Rory Corbett
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1. Kirk Stevens ponders on whether to take on the
easy pink or the difficult brown.

2. If I could do this, I would never leave my
bedroom.

3. How to face up to your inner Noel O’Flynn.

Sokoccino
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1. The Amazing Fart-Lighting Fire-Eater! Just
light him up and away he goes…